Showing posts with label funnies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funnies. Show all posts

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Lou gives me a compliment

Lou: You look really pretty except for that bitchy look on your face.

[12/4/11]

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Neil Young sucks, part 2

Me: Neil Young is so awful. He sucks.
Mom: Neil Young does not suck. There's no better song than "Harvest Moon."
Me: Ugh, Harvest Moon? I've never even heard of that. I don't even know what that is.
Mom: That's because you're young. And ignorant.

[12/3/2011]

Lou offers his expertise

Lou: You should cool it with those animated gifs. Your blog is starting to look like something from the mid-nineties.

Me: I like using gifs, they're hilarious! Did you see the one of Elaine going, "How 'bout it sucked"?? How funny is that!

Lou: Maybe you can get one of those songs to loop in the background of your website, too. Or you can link to your Myspace page. Grandma.

Me: I hate you.

[12/3/2011]



Thursday, December 1, 2011

Neil Young Sucks

Me: What song is this? Neil Young? Ugh. Neil Young is gay.
Lou: God you're stupid, no offense.

11/30/11